Thursday, December 31, 2009

The year that went by


As the year 2009 draws to an end, it’s time to reflect back. Overall it’s been a good year. Though I ve had some really tough moments to endure, guess certain events overshadow those not so memorable moments which I would never want to relive.

It’s been a year of global financial slump, where in I have seen my friends, my colleagues, my cubicle mates, my project mates, many of them getting laid off. It was never easy, with the constant fear lurking all around you. I am glad that I did manage to see off that period successfully, and I am glad it’s over. It’s also been a year where in my Salary hike has been dormant. Instead they gave me an out of turn promotion to compensate the no-hike!!!

It’s also been a year of emotional recession. Very few in life are gifted with friends with whom we don’t have to think what we speak. They are like those dump yards, where we can dump all our thoughts, They are like our punch bags, on whom we thrust our anger when we are angry, they re like those relaxing lavish couches on whom you can lean back, unwind and have a pleasant chat after a exhausting day. They are people who fill in all the gaps in your life. Losing a friend is never easy.

It’s also been a year, wherein I have spent more than half of the year being home alone. I simply HATE being home alone these days. It’s like a curse to me to be alone in life.

It’s been a year of personal financial mess. When I was cheated by people whom I least anticipated would ever do such a thing. I had to sell my car, worse still; the money is yet to come by. And the person is aloof. It’s been a year where in the people whom I helped monetarily started avoiding me jus’ cos they were not able to pay me back. In the process I have learnt never again to trust people easily henceforth.

All said, trying to look at the better side of the year 2009, if I were to choose “THE BEST MOMENT” of the year 2009 and also one of the best moment of my entire life so far, I have no second thoughts; it has to be Wednesday 7th of Jan 2009. The day I came to realize that; at times, love happens at the very first sight. The day my smart little, handsome nephew Aman was born (Meet Aman). Perfect Start for the New Year.

Just when things were looking bad and I needed a desperate break from Bangalore, I managed to get one in the form on an onsite trip. A perfect Vacation (Supposed to be an official trip) at Malaysia. A perfect place to unwind.

As the year draws to a close, I am looking forward to start the year 2010 with someone whom I always long to be these days. A full 10 day vacation with Aman. All excited about the vacation. And then from there it’s off to Malaysia for another 2 weeks on business. Great way to start the year 2010.

Wishing all my readers “A Happy and a Prosperous new year”.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Future Converstaions

Fazal on the phone at the office lift.

Me: Hello
F1 : Hey, I need some cash dude!!!
Me: How much?
F1: I need to buy a Grenade launcher
Me: WHAT?????
F1: Yes, I need to complete jobs and I don’t have this damn thing to do it
Me: (Laughs out loud), I cannot send you cash. May be if I have extra grenade launchers I ll try send you.

(Fazal Looks around, all are staring at him and take a step back from him)
Me: (Laughing) No!!! It’s not what you think. We are discussing about a game called Mafia Wars (MW) on Facebook

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Fazal on the phone at the store in one of the malls

Me: Hello
F2: Fazal, you on MW now?
Me: No, I am outside.
F2: Hey, I need you to send me a ruby ring, I need to vault my collection
Me: Oh, I guess I have an extra one. I will send you the ruby ring once I get back home. You want that diamond ring, I guess I have 3 of them.
(Fazal looks around, all are staring at him, and all take a step closer to him)
Me: Oh, my friend wanted a small help.

(Fazal is surrounded by all pretty girls in the store. After all diamonds are a girls best friend)

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Fazal on the phone @ the jeweler store

Me: Hello
(After quite a while of discussion over the phone outside, steps into the store. The conversation is already half way through about Mafia Wars)
Me: So where you these days?
F3: Busy trying to unlock jobs in Mosco
Me: Oh, I was in Mosco for jus sometime, then moved to Cuba, but they all don’t pay you more yaar. So I came back to New York.
F3: So how much money do you have in NY?
Me: My account? Oh I keep all my cash in the Bank. I should ve close to 2 billion dollars.

(fazal looks around!!! Finds everyone wide mouth opened. Fazal smiles)

Me: Oh, that’s nothing.
(fazal is taken to the managers room to discuss if I could invest in their business)

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Fazal on the phone walking besides a silent protest

Me: Hello
F4: Hey, yesterday I found a lost rabbit in the field. Adopt it before someone else does.
Me: Oh, I have already adopted that rabbit. This is the fourth rabbit that I am adopting. I have to stop adopting animals I guess. My farm is filled with animals that I have adopted.

(fazal looks around!!! All PETA activists flock fazal asking him to do an add shoot for them)

PS : For all those people to whom this post made no sense. Please don't waste your life. Go play Mafia Wars and Farm Ville atleast once. And then come back to my post to enjoy your read

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Finally!!! Pay Back time

I opened the paper today and I was delighted to see this piece of news on the front page of TOI.
"Centre tightens visa regulations; US, UK protest"

And look who is complaining! The same people who have the most cumbersome and insane visa rules and are especially biased against WE Indians. Always I used to wonder why are we so easy and welcome these people with red carpets when we are never welcome in their land.

"Pay back time it is!!! "
Cheers to the Indian Government for taking this bold step

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Sometimes..


I know the night is not the same as the day: that all things are different, that the things of the night cannot be explained in the day, because they do not then exist, and the night can be a dreadful time for lonely people once their loneliness has started.

-Ernest Hemingway, "A Farewell To Arms"